Original post date - Thursday, May 26, 2005
Woody hates people.

Ok, let me start by saying that I hate people. I'm not racist, because I don't hate one spacific group of people. I hate people in general. Aside from my close group of friends and family, I have decided that the rest of the world sucks. I hate people from other countries. I hate people from this country. I hate people from other states. I hate people from this state. What makes me hate so much you may ask? A lot of things, but the one that is twisting my nuts up right now is traffic and the people who cause it. Pretty much everyone on the road right now is a douche bag (I don't know if I spelled "douche" right. I don't douche, have never douched before, and I don't plan to start douching, so why should I worry about the spelling of the word?). "What makes them a douche bag?" you might ask, well let me tell you. If you have ever sat in traffic wondering why everyone is slowing down and what the hold up is, then when you get up to the problem, you slow down to catch a glimpse......DOUCHE! Yep, that's right. You are part of the probelm, not part of the solution. Dammit, just mind your f-ing beez-wax and move along! Why do people crash in the first place? Because they are not payng attention. They're driving like they are on a Sunday drive with Miss Daisy!!! Dammit!! Get out of my WAY!!!! I have no tolerance for people with no driving agenda. They should stay home. If you have to be somewhere, drive like you have to be somewhere, dammit! If you're gonna drive slow, stay in the slow lane! Especially the oldies. Crap, don't even get me started!! Dammit, you gray haired bastards, move along! You would think that they would wanna get more done considering that they are running out of time, you know what I mean? If I was 80 and gonna die soon, you can sure bet sweet Linda's ass I'd be driving with some purpose.