No Smoking. Unless I Can Have A Beer.

Why do smokers get to take 5-8 ten minute smoke breaks a day, while the rest of us work a full day?
I get it, you have an addiction and need a fix. Aw, poor babies. Listen, I like booze, you don't see me going outside to pound a can of miller every hour. You can't keep your addiction at bay for 8 hours? Suck it up, Sally-Puffs-a-Lot. You smell like a burned ass anyways. Also, your yellow teeth and ashtray breath are offensive to two of my five senses.