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Man Jailed, Accused of Marinating His Cat

Gary Korkuc, of western New York, was arrested and charged with felony aggravated cruelty to an animal, as well as several traffic violations after police found a cat marinating in his trunk. Korkuc, who admitted the cat was being marinated for a meal, was stopped for running a stop sign, and after a routine search of the vehicle, they found a live cat in his trunk sitting in a liquid marinade consisting of olive oil, salt, crushed pepper & other spices. Which is ridiculous, because everyone knows cats taste best in a barbecue/teriyaki blend.

The cat, who was being marinated alive & with all his fur, was fine after several baths, and has already been adopted by a new family. My only question: who marinates a cat before shaving it? Doesn't everyone prefer a nicely shaved kitty?