Teachers Are The Real Heros
Check out this story from cnn.com:
Guilty of sex with student, teacher avoids prison
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/22/teacher.sex/index.html
(CNN) -- In a last-minute effort to keep herself out of prison, Debra Lafave, a 25-year-old middle school teacher, pleaded guilty Tuesday to having sex with a 14 year old. The boy told investigators he had sex with Lafave three times in four days in June 2004, according to court documents. One of those times was in a car while his 15-year-old cousin drove them around, he told authorities.
He also said she performed oral sex on him multiple times, including once at her home, the documents said.
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Wow. You know, it's true what they say...teachers are the real heros. It used to be enough to just have them teach kids math, reading, writing and stuff like that. Now, they're giving BJ's in classrooms and giving it up in the back seats of cars...while being chauffeured around town no less. You know, I think she has the right idea...maybe not with kids, but she has the right idea about giving something back...just hear me out. There she is, a hot 25 year old teacher, and she's giving back. These poor, under-privileged kids need attention...and she's providing it...naked.
And it got me to thinking, I give to charity sometimes. But I give money, old clothes, food, stuff like that. Those things are material. What good can they really do? I think the Beatles said it best "All you need is love!" So at this moment, I'm quitting my jobs and going out on the road. I'm going to become a missionary (get it?) and go out and have sex with those girls who are less fortunate than the rest of us. Those girls who can't afford the $10-$15 cover charge in South Beach or at the Hard Rock. Those girls who just want to be loved. What? Just because a girl is poor, she should be forced to dial zero on the pink telephone? Just because a girl doesn't have the hottest club gear, she should have to double click her mouse? Just because she needs food stamps to buy groceries, she should be forced to ride the one-finger express to pleasure town? No sir, not on my watch. I'm sick of sitting back watching while the world goes to down the crapper like a morning-after-tequila-worm-terd! I'm going to get up and do something about it. And that hot, slutty, 25 year old, nymphomaniac former middle-school teacher is going to come with me to provide moral support, as well as a BJ here and there and the occasional reach-around.
Let's make the world a better place. Give something back, America.
Check out this story from cnn.com:
Guilty of sex with student, teacher avoids prison
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/22/teacher.sex/index.html
(CNN) -- In a last-minute effort to keep herself out of prison, Debra Lafave, a 25-year-old middle school teacher, pleaded guilty Tuesday to having sex with a 14 year old. The boy told investigators he had sex with Lafave three times in four days in June 2004, according to court documents. One of those times was in a car while his 15-year-old cousin drove them around, he told authorities.
He also said she performed oral sex on him multiple times, including once at her home, the documents said.
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Wow. You know, it's true what they say...teachers are the real heros. It used to be enough to just have them teach kids math, reading, writing and stuff like that. Now, they're giving BJ's in classrooms and giving it up in the back seats of cars...while being chauffeured around town no less. You know, I think she has the right idea...maybe not with kids, but she has the right idea about giving something back...just hear me out. There she is, a hot 25 year old teacher, and she's giving back. These poor, under-privileged kids need attention...and she's providing it...naked.
And it got me to thinking, I give to charity sometimes. But I give money, old clothes, food, stuff like that. Those things are material. What good can they really do? I think the Beatles said it best "All you need is love!" So at this moment, I'm quitting my jobs and going out on the road. I'm going to become a missionary (get it?) and go out and have sex with those girls who are less fortunate than the rest of us. Those girls who can't afford the $10-$15 cover charge in South Beach or at the Hard Rock. Those girls who just want to be loved. What? Just because a girl is poor, she should be forced to dial zero on the pink telephone? Just because a girl doesn't have the hottest club gear, she should have to double click her mouse? Just because she needs food stamps to buy groceries, she should be forced to ride the one-finger express to pleasure town? No sir, not on my watch. I'm sick of sitting back watching while the world goes to down the crapper like a morning-after-tequila-worm-terd! I'm going to get up and do something about it. And that hot, slutty, 25 year old, nymphomaniac former middle-school teacher is going to come with me to provide moral support, as well as a BJ here and there and the occasional reach-around.
Let's make the world a better place. Give something back, America.
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