Original post date - Saturday, September 10, 2005
Which of the 7 Dwarfs am I?

Holy crap.
It's 7:20 am on Saturday morning. I just left work at the club what seems to be a few minutes ago. I went to sleep around 2:45 am and got up at 5:45 am. Why? Because I'm a glutton for punishment. Oh, and I enjoy paying my bills semi-on time. Let me tell you the schedule I'm looking at up through Monday afternoon:
Friday night - Work 8:00 pm to 2:00 am
Saturday morning - Wake at 5:45 am, work 7:00 am until 3:30 pm
Saturday afternoon and night - Sleep 'til 7:45 pm, get to work at 8:00 pm 'til 2:00 am
Sunday morning - Wake at 5:45 am, work 7:00 am until 3:30 pm
Sunday afternoon - plan to watch football; what will actually occur: sleep
Monday morning - Wake at 5:45 am, work 7:00 am until 3:30 pm.
Ugh! I am so tired right now, not even a B.J. would make being awake worth it. I'm not saying don't try...I mean, you never know, right? (I'm talking to you girl with the nice boobs, in the cut-off shorts and tank top. wink-wink)
So, to any of you out there who plan on visiting me tonight, do not expect too much out of me...I'm tired. Be gentle. Be kind. And love your Woody. Oh, and if you haven't guessed which of the 7 dwarfs I am by now, let me throw you a bone: Sleepy (I would have also accepted Dopey, Grumpy, Surley, Shitty or Doc).

Sleepy times, y'all!

Senior Woody del Presidente
Assistant Deligate to the U.S. Embassy in Monte Carlo