Original post date - Monday, July 25, 2005

Ahh...To Be Young And In Love

So, Monday afternon, I'm at home doing nothing when Obi-Wan Canoli calls me to tell me about his Saturday night. He and Fernando O'Malley (he's Spanish and Irish, what the fuck nick name do you want me to give him?!?!) took these two girls home from the Ugly Mug. Fernando is in his room with his girl and Obi-Wan is in the guest room and he and his girl are hooking up. Well, it gets to "that point" and he needs protection and I don't mean a 9mm automatic and a vest. So he goes into the other room and asks Fernando for a little rain coat. Fernando says "Sorry, dude, we're all out! All I have is a fuckin' rubber glove...." "Good enough" replies Obi-Wan Canoli, crafty Poon-Jedi he is.
So Obi-Wan goes back into the room and continues to hook up with this girl and he says this to her:
Obi-Wan Canoli - Well, I got good news and bad news... Bad news is he didn't have any condoms. Good news is he had a rubber glove and we got five shots to make this work.

Fucking priceless, Obi-Wan. Priceless. The force is strong with this one. Rock and roll, bitches.