Halloween Candy
Can someone please tell me what the hell "rich, creamy nuget" is? Because I just ate a 3 musketeers bar and now I'm freaked out and scared for my life!
I mean, seriously, what the fuck is it? Its not as chewey as the caramel in a milkey way. Not as crunchy as the nuts in a snickers. Not as gooey and crispy as the caramel/crispy rice in a hundred grand bar. Don't even ask me whats in a "O, Henry" bar. Anything chewy and chocolaty that makes me scream "O, Henry" I want no part of. Fuck that.
And did I even spell "nuget" right?!?! It's phonetically pronounced "Noo'-git" but how in the hell does one spell that?!?! Is it "Newgit" or is it "Nooget" or is there some foreign symbol or letter from a cyrillic alphabet that I don't even know about. I mean, dammit, is anyone else as worried about rich, creamy nuget as much as I am right now?
I feel like nuget may be seman from a three-legged magical chocolate half-unicorn, half-duck billed platypus with the head of Rosie O'Donnel and the temperment of an angry, fire-breathing dragon, who lives in the hills outside Hershey, PA. Is that weird? Yeah. Yeah, it probably is weird. But that doesn't make it not true.