Fort Wayne, Indiana has Harry Baals to thank for its rich & prosperous past. That's right, Fort Wayne's longest tenured mayor was named Harry Baals. And recently, an on-line vote to name a new government building in Fort Wayne has decided that the citizens of Fort Wayne are most in favor of Harry Baals. However, Deputy Mayor Beth Malloy is not a fan of Harry Baals. She doesn't want Harry Baals anywhere near the new building.
Look, I could go on making "hairy balls/Harry Baals" jokes all morning, but I think we both have better things to do. Here's a link to the story if you feel like reading more. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to read The Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls.