Super Sunday Features Not-So-Super Half-Time Show

Or, as I plan on calling it "My time to get more beer, wings, take a dump & maybe rub one out, depending on the duration of the dump".

It's Friday, it's Super Bowl weekend, and I'm kinda pissed off. Why? Because we're going to be subjected to Black Guy Pees in the friggin half time show.

I hate that damn group. Hate them. Hate. Them.

Fergie has a decent rack, but she pee's her pants (see pic below), so eff that. Will I. Am has an annoying name. Do I spell my name Woo D. Eee? No I do not, because I'm not a douche. And those other two? I have no idea what they do. That one guy looks like Lou Diamond Phillips stunt double from Young Guns. Just...really, please stop. I understand last year, with The Who, was not the best. They are a little old, but that doesn't mean take the steamiest, poppiest "musical" turd you can and serve it up to the millions watching. There are quite a few acts that they could've gotten that would have been great. I'm gonna toss a few out that my friend Chuck Deuce & I discussed last week.

(Feel free to offer others in the comments section)

The Police - recently reunited for the first time in a long ass time for an extremely successful tour. I'm sure Sting could use the money to buy more candles for his 18 hour tantric love-making sessions.

Foo Fighters - New album coming out soon, would be ripe for promo of the new material, have a decent US following, huge in Europe, very non-threatening, guaranteed to do a fun cover or two.

Billy Joel & Elton John - I don't care who you are, you get the Rocket Man on stage with the Piano Man and that's a formula for success.

I'd even take Niel Diamond over some poppy abortion like Black Guy Pees, for Christ's sake.

There was that so difficult? Give some of those guys a call for next year please. In the meantime, here's a nice little cover of "London Calling" by The Clash, performed by some guys named Bruce, Elvis & Dave and a few dudes from some other bands. No big whoop.

Happy Weekend. And once again, Go Pack.