Happy Groundhog Day

Its Groundhog Day, that special day when a thing happens with a groundhog, and if he agrees that there is a low pressure system coming out of the north, then it means winter sucks, but if he sees a shadow then he goes on spring break to Cancun and bangs a Guinna pig. Or something like that. I could be wrong. What do I look like? A weatherologist? Go call Al Roker.

(Bill Murray echos my sentiments)