It’s a Spicey World!
So I log onto my computer this morning, and on yahoo.com they have a headline about the new Spice Girls video. So I thought I'd take a peak.
My thoughts? Well, to be completely honest, the first few seconds sounded horrible, so I turned the sound down and Tool was on 93.1 which I turned up and listened to instead.
The result?
Not bad! Actually, I am really excited about this comeback attempt. I mean, sure, the video is basically the Spice Women (They're not spring chickens anymore, so we can't be calling them "girls") dressed in lingerie, sitting in a dimly lit room and writhing around on the furnature. But you know what? It works. They look pretty hot. Oh my Sweet Lord! How in God's name is that possible?!?!
There is somethign going on in the video that took me a minute to figure out. At one point, Posh- the one that's married to the soccer player- is wearing a very uncomfortable looking number and running her hands though her hair trying to be sexy. She has that same look on her face that she's had since 1996, you know the one, completely expressionless, zero emotion, dead lifeless eyes. Basically, if her mouth was open just a bit more, she could pass for a blow-up sex doll. And the rest of them aren't much better.
So why in the name of the Knights of Columbus was I finding this kinda hot?
Then I figured it out!! Let me explain. Five women of varrying levels of attractiveness, all scantilly clad, dancing slowly to some rock song blaring in the background, while they look disinterested and lifeless.....sound familliar?
It should. Because its basically a strip club. They take girls who are not necessarily the hottest you've ever seen, not the kind of girls you'd take home to meet Mom & Dad (well, maybe Dad)....they dress them up in outfits no normal girl would ever wear outside of halloween, and have them "dance" to whatever random rock song is popular at the moment. The result? Unexplained hotness!!
Think about it. Nudie Bars are open 365 days a year. Easter? Yep. Thanksgiving? You know it. Christmas Eve? You bet your sweet g-string'd ass!
So the Spice Ladies are making a comeback (and apparently basing their new look on the idea that Clothing-Optional Gentlemans Establishments are a million dollar industry)....I love it! I'm all for it!
As a matter of fact, get out your dollar bills!! Lets get Posh to the main stage! Posh to the main stage!!! Ginger on the V.I.P. We've got Scary and Baby coming up next and 2-for-1 dances all night long!!!Woo-hooo!!! It's a Spicey World and I got a pocket full of singles!!!
No, but seriously, the song sucks and this is gonna be a train wreck.
So I log onto my computer this morning, and on yahoo.com they have a headline about the new Spice Girls video. So I thought I'd take a peak.
My thoughts? Well, to be completely honest, the first few seconds sounded horrible, so I turned the sound down and Tool was on 93.1 which I turned up and listened to instead.
The result?
Not bad! Actually, I am really excited about this comeback attempt. I mean, sure, the video is basically the Spice Women (They're not spring chickens anymore, so we can't be calling them "girls") dressed in lingerie, sitting in a dimly lit room and writhing around on the furnature. But you know what? It works. They look pretty hot. Oh my Sweet Lord! How in God's name is that possible?!?!
There is somethign going on in the video that took me a minute to figure out. At one point, Posh- the one that's married to the soccer player- is wearing a very uncomfortable looking number and running her hands though her hair trying to be sexy. She has that same look on her face that she's had since 1996, you know the one, completely expressionless, zero emotion, dead lifeless eyes. Basically, if her mouth was open just a bit more, she could pass for a blow-up sex doll. And the rest of them aren't much better.
So why in the name of the Knights of Columbus was I finding this kinda hot?
Then I figured it out!! Let me explain. Five women of varrying levels of attractiveness, all scantilly clad, dancing slowly to some rock song blaring in the background, while they look disinterested and lifeless.....sound familliar?
It should. Because its basically a strip club. They take girls who are not necessarily the hottest you've ever seen, not the kind of girls you'd take home to meet Mom & Dad (well, maybe Dad)....they dress them up in outfits no normal girl would ever wear outside of halloween, and have them "dance" to whatever random rock song is popular at the moment. The result? Unexplained hotness!!
Think about it. Nudie Bars are open 365 days a year. Easter? Yep. Thanksgiving? You know it. Christmas Eve? You bet your sweet g-string'd ass!
So the Spice Ladies are making a comeback (and apparently basing their new look on the idea that Clothing-Optional Gentlemans Establishments are a million dollar industry)....I love it! I'm all for it!
As a matter of fact, get out your dollar bills!! Lets get Posh to the main stage! Posh to the main stage!!! Ginger on the V.I.P. We've got Scary and Baby coming up next and 2-for-1 dances all night long!!!Woo-hooo!!! It's a Spicey World and I got a pocket full of singles!!!
No, but seriously, the song sucks and this is gonna be a train wreck.
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2:12 PM
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