Now I'm Free! Free Fallin'!!

A suicidal woman in Buenos Aires, Argentina jumped off the roof of a hotel, fell 23 stories (approximately 330 ft), landed on top of a taxi cab, crushing the ever-living shit out of it, and lived.

She was taken to the hospital with broken hips, ribs & serious internal bleeding. I'm not sure how much pain she's in, but I stubbed my toe on the way to take a pee at 2am last night and wept about it for hours.