Tampa Mom Tased, Arrested, Tan

Well, Florida, you've done it again. A 19 year old mother in Tampa was tased after resisting arrest. What was she being arrested for? For leaving her baby in her car. Why was her baby left in the car? Well, she couldn't bring it inside the tanning salon, that would be ridiculous. Actually, she tried to bring it in, but they told her there was no daycare while you tan.
"Pshhh, what do you mean you won't watch my baby while I get my bronze on?!? Ugh, fine! I'll go put it in the car."
That's when someone called the po-po. Apparently some people think infants shouldn't be left in cars...its not like she didn't turn the car on and run the A/C. Bunch of squares in Tampa...Gosh.

Just for fun, here's what the future Mother-of-the-Year candidate put on her facebook that day:
"Wit my lil mama then i might go out for the first time yay! dk if i can leave her tho...So maybe just a drink wen she asleep. love my baby!"

Seriously, I hope that taser left her womb barren and cold.