Everything is Sexier in West Virginia

It seems its a lot easier to lose your virginity these day, as not only are kids sexting each other and becoming interested in the physical act of love at younger ages, but more & more teachers are doing their part to help out. I'm talking about the real heroes people, the teachers! The ones who take part in three-ways with 14-year-old boys.

But Woody, what about the poor bastard who arrived late to the gang-bang because he was playing Marco Polo by himself in the pool, does he get left out?

Heck no!

She's gonna chug his snorkel and then help him with his math homework.

Have no idea what I'm talking about? Me either, as I've been huffing fermented cat urine all morning. But this article may help clear things up. Also, here's a picture of the lovely lady. Hey, West Virginia, why do you hog all the pretty ones?

Good God, is it only Wednesday?