Looks Like Someone Forgot to Knock on Wood

All season long, Visa ran a commercial featuring the "Never Missed A Superbowl" club, a group of 4 rich, old guys who, for the past 44 years, have completely blown-off family & friends in favor of an over-hyped football game. One particular member, 79 year old Bob Cook wanted to make it to at least Super Bowl 50.
Well, Karma, Death, Murphy's Law, severe blood infections & other chronic issues had other ideas, as Bob's run stopped at 44. And as luck would have it, Bob was a Packers fan, so at least he got to go out a winner. Now, let me tell you about how the other 3 skipped the Super Bowl to be at their friend's side while he was on his deathbed.
Haha, just kidding, they went to the game.
But seriously, when you're 79 years old, you don't openly mock death on TV.
Didn't you see Final Destination, Final Destination 2, Final Destination 3, Fi4al Destina4ion, Fast & Furious & Final: Destination 5, Thelma & Louise: The Final Destination and Finally Final Christmas Destination Vacation?? (Ed's note: I only made up 1 of those titles)
No one cheats death!! He's gonna get you!! He doesn't take that shit lightly. At the very least, he shoulda knocked on wood.