Sore Testes > Bad Credit.
About an hour ago, my 50 lb English Bulldog walked across my lap on the couch and absolutely destroyed my testicles in the process, just destroyed them...particularly Ol' Lefty.
There really is no pain like having a ball mashed...it's just horrific. And it's not like you can ice them, take a couple of nuprin, or apply a heating pad either. Really, there's nothing you can do to make it better. It's like having bad credit, you just have to wait it out and eventually it'll improve.
Actually, taking a jab to the 'nads is way better than having bad credit. At least now my balls feel fine...unfortunately, I still can't get a loan.
In fact, if there's any government programs out there to take an uppercut to the coin purse in exchange for a 745, count me in.
About an hour ago, my 50 lb English Bulldog walked across my lap on the couch and absolutely destroyed my testicles in the process, just destroyed them...particularly Ol' Lefty.
There really is no pain like having a ball mashed...it's just horrific. And it's not like you can ice them, take a couple of nuprin, or apply a heating pad either. Really, there's nothing you can do to make it better. It's like having bad credit, you just have to wait it out and eventually it'll improve.
Actually, taking a jab to the 'nads is way better than having bad credit. At least now my balls feel fine...unfortunately, I still can't get a loan.
In fact, if there's any government programs out there to take an uppercut to the coin purse in exchange for a 745, count me in.
posted by Woody at
10:23 PM
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