Detroit is getting a Robocop Statue

In what may be the coolest thing ever (I'm still checking my file of History's Coolest Things), Detroit has reached its fundraising goal for a Robocop statue.

In response, I've got a shiny new nickel to start off my campaign to build a statue of The Punisher flanked on his left by Martin Lawrence & Will Smith from Bad Boys, and on his right Edward Scissorhands (filmed mostly in Tampa).

I'd like it to be placed at the mouth of Biscayne Bay, warding off any wayward refugees who may float towards our golden sandy beaches. Kind of like the Anti-Statue of Liberty.

Who's with me?