Original post date - Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Missing!!! Current mood: Captive
Missing
Missing!!! Current mood: Captive
Missing
Reward $10,000
Woody's Balls
Last seen leaving the chin of an unknown 19 year old blonde girl. Believed to be heading southbound on I-95 with a girlfriend...repeat: a girlfriend. They are believed to be kept in the purse of said girlfriend and are currently heavily sedated. These balls should be dosile and extreamly tame, however, they should not be approached without caution. They may be under the influence of alcohol, leaving them very unpredictable. If you or anyone you know has any information that may lead to the recovery of Woody's balls, please call 1-800-P-WHIPED.
Last seen leaving the chin of an unknown 19 year old blonde girl. Believed to be heading southbound on I-95 with a girlfriend...repeat: a girlfriend. They are believed to be kept in the purse of said girlfriend and are currently heavily sedated. These balls should be dosile and extreamly tame, however, they should not be approached without caution. They may be under the influence of alcohol, leaving them very unpredictable. If you or anyone you know has any information that may lead to the recovery of Woody's balls, please call 1-800-P-WHIPED.
posted by Woody at
8:36 AM
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