Friday, September 14, 2007

Its Great To Wait!!!
SANTALUCES DRAMA TEACHER HUNTED IN STUDENT SEX CASE
BOYNTON BEACH - An arrest warrant has been issued for a Santaluces High School drama teacher accused of having sex with two students and getting one of them pregnant, police said on Thursday.
Police said Andrew Foster, 27, began having sexual relations with one underage student (17) in September 2006, police said. The child became pregnant and says Foster took her to have an abortion. The relationship was revealed when the girl, now 18, told her mother.
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Well, well, well....we've all seen "Dazed and Confused" and laughed at the line where Matthew McConaughey's character Wooderson says "That's what I love about high school girls....I get older...they stay the same age." And, yes, I agree. I went to high school. Girls were hot then. And high school girls seem to be even hotter now. Disagree if you want, but most 17 year old girls DO NOT look 17 nowadays. Most of them look at least 20 if not older. If thats not proof of evolution, I don't know what is.
Now I'm not condoning teachers doing the naughty-pants-dance with students because, as my grandma always said: School is for Educating, not Ejaculating.
But lets face it...this guy was 26 at the time. The 2 girls he got involved with were 17. According to the news story, he didn't rape anyone, it was consensual friskiness. The only reason this came out is because he got greedy and was trying to get a hummer on the sly, he got busted by his under-aged lady, and she ratted his ass out to her mom.
Now he's wanted (WANTED!!! DEAD OR ALIVE! -Bon Jovi reference; but I digress).
Right or wrong, the guys gonna do some time. So to all you guys out there who like the ladies, I issue this piece of advice: WAIT!
You don't eat a banana before its ripe, do ya? Hell no!!
You don't eat a pizza before you put it in the oven, right?
And you don't eat cookies before you cook 'em....wait, actually cookie dough is awesome. I love cookie dough. Fuck...what was my point?
Look, it might be really tempting to eat that cookie dough, but waiting for the cookie to be cooked is the right thing to do.
And...you won't end up in jail.